Watermelon Man | bdg

  • Published on:  Monday, June 27, 2016
  • music by me
    mask by me
    crippling insecurities by me

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  • Source: https://youtu.be/KeBtidI2fKY


  • BigLadBacon



    I feel intense discomfort

  • Fey Trickster

    Fey Trickster

     2 days ago

    Little did he know that this would essentially become his job.

  • Rhiannon Edwards

    Rhiannon Edwards

     3 days ago +1

    So how does it feel to know that you now have a job

  • Zuzu Mailbox

    Zuzu Mailbox

     21 days ago

    is this why polygon hired you because i feel like this is why they hired you

  • LoMz


     1 months ago

    Thanks, I hate it. I want to stick a knife in my eyes now.

  • No No

    No No

     1 months ago +1

    He's the hero we need, but not the one we deserve...

  • Dylan Cianciolo

    Dylan Cianciolo

     1 months ago

    Best video I’ve ever seen. I’ve watched it over 100 times at least

  • Bayli Chelsea

    Bayli Chelsea

     1 months ago

    The three tongues watermelon might be my paralysis demon

  • Hanoi Hannah

    Hanoi Hannah

     1 months ago

    MF Doom really changed his whole look, damn

  • ThechosenMeike


     1 months ago

    I listen to this at least once a month because it keeps getting stuck in my head

  • s s

    s s

     1 months ago +2

    didn't steven universe have a whole episode about this?

  • Power of 27

    Power of 27

     1 months ago

    Hey I think it got you a job

  • Jessica Liu

    Jessica Liu

     1 months ago

    so you're telling me this ISN'T link in majora's mask?

  • An Egg With Issues

    An Egg With Issues

     1 months ago

    This is cursed

  • tea ray

    tea ray

     2 months ago +2

    Yes mom, this is the man I am in love with. No, I'm okay. Yes, I have good taste.

  • nevary


     2 months ago

    Was really hoping for some Herbie Hancock :(

  • christine the marshmallow

    christine the marshmallow

     2 months ago

    What? HELL YEAH! What?

  • Jey-oH


     2 months ago


  • K Fan

    K Fan

     2 months ago

    This man made dances moving, a literally moving mini series that connected with me on a deep level. And he also made this

  • Honda Millett

    Honda Millett

     2 months ago

    leak the track, Brian, this has been my whole brain for three depression-fighting days